'EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT': Recruiter makes ridiculous job posting full of red flags

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    5. SHOWING UP WITH POSITIVITY, HIGH ENERGY, AND LAUGHING IS NOT AN OPTION, IT'S A REQUIREMENT 6. TELL THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME 7. GENEIUS IS A SYNONYM WORD FOR WORLD CLASS, OPERATE LIKE IT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO 8. SPEED, FLEXIBILITY AND PUNCTUALITY ARE OUR STRENGTHS EMBRACE THEM WITH GRACE 9. DON'T THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, THINK LIKE THERE IS NO BOX 10. BE SPECIFIC, BE THOROUGH AND BE PROFIT PRODUCING 11. 12 Apply now 12 ENTERTAIN EDUCATE EXECUTE DUT MORE
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    Few_Carrot_3971. 7 hr. ago Funny that they misspelled "genius". 1.2k Reply Share
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    exitlevelposition. 6 hr. ago That's actually my fault (everything is.) ↑ 630 Reply Share
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    DataDump_ 7 hr. ago Sorry "everything is my fault" just doesn't "resonate" with me. Eat I'm sure they'll treat you like family (that they like) when it comes to pay and sick leave, right? 744 Reply Share
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    thembites OP. 7 hr. ago Not even going to find out lol 4 122 Reply Share
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    ChronicBuzz187 - 7 hr. ago 6. Tell the truth all the time I tried that with multiple employers. They didn't like it. Tried it with customers, too. They liked that even less. 443 Reply Share
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    StephenTheLoser. 7 hr. ago Stopped reading when he started the list at 0 instead of 1. 261 Reply Share
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    thembites OP. 7 hr. ago If you would've told him that he messed the list up he wouldn't have. This is definitely your fault /s 80 Reply Share
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    Djorgal 7 hr. ago Don't think outside the box, think like there is no box. I love this. How to show you don't understand the metaphor even remotely. The box refers to conventional, traditional, or established ways of thinking. You are supposed to act like these don't exist? Yep, so you need to reinvent the wheel every time.
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    StorakTheVast. 7 hr. ago I feel like they had someone who is equally angry about this employer write this, so they're trying to warn others lol 63 Reply Share
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    RedScarffed Who the with 0. !?!? 47 Prinny · 6 hr. ago starts a list Reply Share
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    walk through this. 7 hr. ago The spelling errors suggest to me that this is not a Fortune 500 opportunity. That being said, I've had workplaces where I knew I was gonna have a good laugh about something every day. And workplaces where I made lots of money. They were never the same workplaces.
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    Individual-Fail4709. 7 hr. ago Wait, what? GENEIUS? Why all caps? Don't start by yelling at potential candidates, I mean conscripts. Agree with OP, most red flags ever.
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    UU BobVilas Beard - 7 hr. ago "Everything is your fault" actually does kind of resonate with me, tbh. But I refuse to learn something new every day. That's where I draw the line.
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    thembites OP. 7 hr. ago I think wording it like: be accountable for your actions sounds better than everything is your fault Everything is your fault means that if someone else messes up, it's still your fault
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    fancyfembot 7 hr. ago Sounds like one of those Xoomers; GenX who drank the Boomer Koolaid

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